R U A Writer? Quiz

1. When you first looked at the title of this quiz, you thought:

A.  This sounds like fun!

B.  Why the heck can’t you write out “Are You a Writer?”  A title is not a text message!

C.  Not another stupid quiz.

D.  All of the above.

2. Walking down the street, a great idea comes to you for a story.  Immediately you…

A. Are sidetracked by the need to rescue a neighborhood cat from a dog on the loose.

B. I don’t know.  I was distracted by the dangling participle.  Can you please repeat the question?

C.  I’ll give you a great idea.  Why don’t you get a life, instead of making up stupid quizzes?

D.  All of the above.

3. Its three in the morning, and your wide awake.  Than you start thinking about a character in a book you red, whom has broke all the rules with many interesting aspecks.  What do you do next?

A.  Begin crying while recalling this character.  The things he/she went through were so heartbreaking.

B.  That’s it!  This is ridiculous.  I’m not at all sure that I can proceed with this quiz, in light of the sheer number of horrific grammatical and spelling errors.

C.  Kick my significant other in the back.  I’m probably awake because of his/her god-awful snoring.

D.  All of the above.

4. Okay, seriously now, what do you think about this idea?  A woman facing a divorce heads back to school, only to find that it’s not as easy as she thought it would be.

A.  Oh, that sounds great!  Good for her!

B.  Well, I don’t know.  I don’t know anything about the character yet.  What are the her flaws?  What exactly are her obstacles and struggles?  What is the arc of this character?

C. Stupid.  Why have her go back to school?  What a waste of money.  She’s not going to be any better off finding a job in this economy.

D. All of the above.

5. Final question.  Think carefully.  Pesto or marinara?

A. Marinara, definitely.

B. Pesto sometimes.  Marinara sometimes.

C. Who cares?

D.  All of the above.

Answer Key

If you answered mostly A’s, then you are a perpetually positive person, but not necessarily a writer.  Sorry.  But you are definitely the first person a friend should call upon to pet sit.

If you answered mostly B’s, congratulations on making it through the quiz!  And congratulations on being a writer!

If you answered mostly C’s, please check that attitude at the door, mister mister.

If you answered mostly D’s, then I’m as confused as you are.

Happy Writing!

Share

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *