A Modern Nursery Rhyme

In honor of my kids going back to school and the hassle of getting ready in the morning, I just thought of this modern nursery rhyme.  (BTW, I don’t actually curse at my kids!)

One two, where’s your damn shoe?

Three four, don’t slam the door!

Five six, pick up your shit!

Seven eight, now we’re all late!

Nine ten, never again!



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